Ask The Chinchilla

Tonight's question reaches us from Glen Burnie, Maryland and wonders:

Can chinchillas eat Honey Nut Cheerios?

Well, Burnie Baby, of course, we can. But if you really want to make this chinchilla's heart pound faster, then serve me the Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky!!!! Num frickin' num num num!!!

Damn. Now that's some mighty fine jerky.