Mr. Chinchilla's Big Pitch

Ok. . . so here's the deal: You have a state, probably one in the American South, that's inundated with rodents. Not chinchillas. Not rabbits. But rats. Really big rats. See, the big "secret" experiment at the local college's lab--you know, the one designed to find an antidote for anxiety in the human population--used the really big rats. And the experiment worked. Almost. The rats didn't have anxiety after taking the miracle drug that the kids and the college professor discovered. But as a result of the drugs, the thousands of rats also developed super strength and intelligence, and now they're really, really angry. Did I mention that they've escaped from their cages, too?

So, the whole town's inundated with these thousands of rats. The mayor has no clue on how to deal with them. The police are busy trying to contain the drug trafficking in the area, and the feds don't have time to dwell on this madness. As for the college co-eds, well, they're all making out--when the rats with super powers ain't attacking and eating them to death. I tell ya, these college kids love them some makeout!

But there is one answer to the town's dilemma: Mr. Chinchilla. He's finished all his karate classes, and he's mastered rodent control. And for at least one hour of film, he spends his time kickin' some serious rat butt.

So, whaddya think, folks? Do we have a movie deal?